Review: Meddling Kids by Edgar Cantero

“What about the house? The pentacle? The empty coffins? The symbols written in blood?!”

32905343★★★

Opening Jinky-Twist: Even the unmasked bad guys get parole, too.

Main Meddling Characters: We couldn’t have come up with anyone less annoying?

Plot Zoinx-y-ness: A dogshit-sized amount of non-stop action


Here’s a fun fact about me: one of my go-to stress relieving past times is getting high as a motherfucking kite and watching Scooby Doo.

I have always had an affinity for mystery-solving kids because I myself wanted to be a mystery-solving kid. But it turns out that I had really boring neighbours growing up, so I had to live vicariously through shows like Ghostwriter, The Secret World of Alex Mack and the Scooby Gang.

I suppose it says something about my love for Scooby Doo that I still watch it in my 30s (not taking into consideration that it’s readily available on Netflix.) It’s just that nowadays I’ve turned it into more of an adult activity.

So kick me in the crotch and spit on my neck if I wasn’t through-the-roof excited to find that someone had taken my Scooby Gang and turned it into an adult caper! Not only that, it’s mixed with a little Lovecraft flare?!

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED IN YOUR LIFE, my heart screamed.

Turns out, my heart jumped the gun and it is still firmly in the “cartoons and weed” category.

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That’s not to say that this wasn’t a fun read. It totally was. It just didn’t live up to the hype or the nostalgia it so clearly was trying to honour.

A group of kids get together every summer in the vacation hamlet of Blyton Hills and form a little detectives club, putting a stop to local crime and mischief using tricks like the “reverse werewolf trap,” as kids do. Their last case is 1977 and all four kids walk away from the unmasking of the Sleepy Lake Monster, a little bit changed, a little bit traumatized.

Fast forward thirteen years later and it’s time to get the band back together again because everyone is fucked up and depressed and one of them has lost their life to suicide – all because of this Sleepy Lake case.

*sirens* This is no longer a kid’s game! Alert!

This is some dark shit. In order to get their lives back on track, the remaining members of The Blyton Summer Detective Club (including a dog named Tim) need to find out what really happened back in the summer of ’69!

Fuck off, Bryan Adams, that’s not even the right year!

…back in the summer of ’77 at the Deboen Mansion, in the Zoinx River Valley. That’s right, Zoinx River. And let me tell you, if you hate that fucking cheap reference the rest of the book is going to make your eye twitch. Probably just one eye. But could be both.

It is filled with cartoon caper throwbacks and nostalgia points that you can notice from a mile away because they are so blatant. Like escaping recklessly through a mine shaft in a mining cart, ghosts and monsters of various assortments (including lake monsters), arcane books and supernatural villains and spooky old houses.

I myself don’t really know where I stand on this at the moment, and I have a feeling this will be the kind of book that takes me months to make a final emotional decision on. On one hand, it’s an action-packed, supernatural thrill-romp. Straight up.

But on the other hand, it took the essence of Scooby Doo and ruined it with unlikable characters. Which is kind of the heart of Scooby Doo? And why it’s lasted as long as it has? So why would you fuck with that?

Kerri was annoying as fuck. Nate was exceptionally boring considering he was a psych patient who was having conversations with departed Detective Club member, Peter. Andy was aggressive in every way imaginable. The only good character was the dog, and then he was ruined on the very. last. page.

And listen, I’m not going to pretend to be woke enough to call out clear issues in regards to representation, but I’ll just say what I felt and if I’m wrong the SJW army can string me up and scream at me about tolerance and how I’m not liberal enough yet.

Cantero seemed to get representation right on one hand by creating a diverse cast, but then he fucked it up (to me) with comments about being trans that seemed to be coming from a place of the author’s own personal opinion, and this basically amounted to “kids who think they’re trans will grow out of it later” and that felt icky to me.

Then he also took the only non-white, non-straight character and put her in situations, or had her make comments/take actions, that seemed to stem from a place of lesbian male fantasy and less from actual, human relationships. And that felt icky too.

But that’s just my two cents.

I guess people also didn’t like that this book was stylistically a mash-up of novel and screenplay formats. Personally, that didn’t bother me. I’m not so rigid in my reading that different styles will throw me off for very long. I can get used to everything eventually like a chill sloth, so that doesn’t impact my rating, but you know other people bitched about it so I guess it’s a thing you might care about dear reader *shrugs*.

With all of that in mind, I’m wavering on my rating for this one.

It wasn’t what I wanted it to be, but maybe it never could have been. Ahh, the existential crisis of reading nostalgia driven fiction! I do feel like the characters were less than ideal creations considering the history they were lifted from and I wish I could have liked any of them enough to root for them, but I kind of just wanted them to shut the fuck up.

But it was still a shitload of action, some fun and supernatural weird shit that wasn’t horror enough to scare anyone, but maintained that Saturday morning cartoon vibe. Or that Saturday night stoner vibe, if you will.


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1990. The teen detectives once known as the Blyton Summer Detective Club (of Blyton Hills, a small mining town in the Zoinx River Valley in Oregon) are all grown up and haven’t seen each other since their fateful, final case in 1977. Andy, the tomboy, is twenty-five and on the run, wanted in at least two states. Kerri, one-time kid genius and budding biologist, is bartending in New York, working on a serious drinking problem. At least she’s got Tim, an excitable Weimaraner descended from the original canine member of the team. Nate, the horror nerd, has spent the last thirteen years in and out of mental health institutions, and currently resides in an asylum in Arhkam, Massachusetts. The only friend he still sees is Peter, the handsome jock turned movie star. The problem is, Peter’s been dead for years.

The time has come to uncover the source of their nightmares and return to where it all began in 1977. This time, it better not be a man in a mask. The real monsters are waiting.

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OPENING JINKY-TWIST: Even the unmasked bad guy gets parole MAIN MEDDLING CHARTERS: Annoyingggggg PLOT ZOINX-Y-NESS: A dog shit sized amount of non-stop action 🌟🌟🌟🔪 —– Here's a fun fact about me: one of my go-to stress relieving pastimes is getting high as a motherfucking kite and watching Scooby Doo. I suppose it says something about my childhood love for the show that I still watch it in my 30s, just as more of an adult activity now. So kick me in the crotch and spit on my neck if I wasn't through-the-roof excited for an adult Scooby Gang caper with a Lovecraft twist. My heart screamed YOU NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY. Alas, my heart jumped the gun a little bit because I definitely still prefer cartoons and weed. That's not to say this wasn't a fun read. It was a total shitshow of action and adventure and supernatural craziness. It just didn't live up to the hype, in my opinion, or to the nostalgia it was clearly trying to honour. A group of kids who solved local mysteries together with their dog, are now adults with some major issues to deal with (psych wards, PTSD, suicide) that seem to stem from their last case 13 years ago. And the only way to fix it is to go back and figure out what really happened to them. This book has everything – lake monsters, creepy mansions, escaping in a mining shaft, ghosts and arcane supernatural magic. It's jam-packed! BUT the characters sucked and were occasionally problematic with their commentary of being trans (see: lamenting it's just a phase) and being gay (see: male fantasy lesbians). The heart of Scooby Doo is the Scooby Gang and this book ruined that part of it, which is a huge part. So while I desperately wanted to love this. I can't get passed 3 stars. Full review up on my blog!! #books #bibliophile #bookworm #booklover #booknerd #bookstagram #bookstagrammer #bookblogger #bookreview #bookblog #crimefiction #mystery #thriller #suspense #booksofinstagram #bookgeek #goodreads #bookphotography #horror #fiction #read #bookishcanadians #bookish #igreads #bookaddict #instabooks

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11 thoughts on “Review: Meddling Kids by Edgar Cantero

  1. I was really excited about this one I love scooby-doo too, and have wonderful, if less weed induced, memories about it. But I think I’m gonna skip it after your review. Implying being trans is “something kids grow out” is definitely icky, and the voyeuristic male gaze on lesbian characters…is gross and unfortunately uncommon in adult fantasy. Some of these male authors realised they could earn “diversity” points, for what basically amounts to lesbian fetishism — it makes my blood boil.

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    1. It’s very subtle, but the minute I read some of the dialogue discussing wanting to be a boy at a younger age, and growing out of it, I thought “well, this is clearly a personal opinion the author wanted to share.” It wasn’t necessary to the plot. A girl named Andrea can be called Andy and like girls without making a pointed comment about being trans that is clearly just the author’s way of making his own statement on something that doesn’t affect him. My stepkid is trans so I think I’m a little bit more aware of things like that, but definitely lots of other reviews straight up called it transphobic *shrug*. And the lesbian stuff is just throughout the whole novel, you can’t escape it. You explained it much better than I ever could and your dead on in how it’s portrayed in the book.

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