Contact & Review Policy


Review Requests: I will totally consider reading your book! Just fill in the form below and I’ll respond as soon as I can. But, please keep in mind a few things:

  • My preferred genres are mystery, thrillers, and horror. Chances are if you ask me to review erotica, or a romance about a divorcée falling in love with a farmhand, it’s going to be a hard pass. Fair warning.
  • I require up to 8 weeks between the time I receive the book and when I can have a review published.
  • I require the book to come in a kindle (app) compatible format or physical copies. Address is available upon legit request.
  • I do not sugarcoat my reviews. I won’t be cruel, (what kind of bitch do you take me for?) but I will call balls & dicks strikes as I see them. It’s kind of my thing. Check out a review of mine, or two, to get a feel for my style.

Reviews will be published on Goodreads, my blog and a photo will be posted to my #bookstagram.

Disclaimer: I reserve the right to publicly share your correspondence with social media should you exhibit any rude or aggressive behaviour towards me. Just something to keep in mind.

Readers: Want to send me a message for some other reason? Maybe you hate my blog with an intense rage. Maybe you want to troll me because I keep dropping random potshots at the Orange Cheetoh Comrade currently sitting in the Oval Office. Maybe you think I’m ugly and feel I should seriously know about it right now…Holy shit, what is wrong with me that those are the reasons I think someone would message me?

Okay, new rule! This contact form is now exclusively for review requests and readers who want to compliment me.