Contact & Review Policy


Review Requests: I will totally consider reading your book! Just fill in the form below and I’ll respond as soon as I can. But, please keep in mind a few things:

  • My preferred genres are mystery, thrillers, and horror. Chances are if you ask me to review erotica, or a romance about a divorcee falling in love with a farmhand, I’m going to pass. Fair warning.
  • I require 8 weeks between the time I receive the book and when I can have a review published.
  • I require the book to come in a kindle (app) compatible format, but will also read physical copies. My address is available upon request.
  • I do not sugarcoat my reviews. I won’t be cruel, but I will be honest. You don’t get to be upset with me if you don’t like my review. It is what it is, Booknerd.

Reviews will be published on Goodreads, my blog, with a link sent to twitter, and a photo (if the book has a cover) will be posted to my bookstagram.


Readers: Want to send me a message for some other reason? Maybe you hate my blog with an intense rage. Maybe you want to troll me because I keep dropping random potshots at Trump. Maybe you think I’m ugly and feel I should seriously know about it right now…Holy shit, what is wrong with me that those are the reasons I think someone would message me?

Okay, new rule! This contact form is now exclusively for review requests and readers who want to compliment me.