Contact & Review Policy


🔪Note: Due to high volume, I am not currently accepting any new review requests. Please check back in Fall 2021, if we’re not all dead by then.

Review Requests: I will totally consider reading your book! Just fill in the form below and I’ll respond as soon as I can (or I won’t.) But, please keep in mind a few things:

  • My preferred genres are mystery, thrillers, and horror. Chances are if you ask me to review erotica or a romance about a divorcée falling in love with a farmhand, it’s going to be a hard pass. And who the fuck would ask me to review a children’s book? It’s happened! Like for real, just don’t.
  • I do not sugarcoat my reviews. I won’t be cruel, (what kind of bitch do you take me for?) but I will call balls & dicks strikes as I see them. Like, hello, it’s kind of my thing. You’re taking that risk and I won’t apologize for hurt feelings.
  • If I DNF your book, I will not review it unless I passed the 50% mark. I think that’s fair.
  • I require up to 8 weeks between the time I receive the book and when I can have a review published.
  • I require the book to come in a kindle (app) compatible format or physical copy. Address is available upon legit request if I don’t think you’re a creeper.

Reviews will be published on Goodreads, my blog and Instagram.

Disclaimer: I reserve the right to publicly share your correspondence on social media should you exhibit any rude or aggressive behaviour. Just something to keep in mind.

Readers: Want to chat privately? Have a true crime case suggestion you’d like to see written up? Drop me a line! Or ten. Or thirty. I don’t care, I’ll read it all! Unless you’re a fucking turd, then please don’t even bother wasting either of our time. Shit emails will not be responded to.

Actually, new rule: This contact form is now exclusively for review requests and readers who want to compliment me.

Kidding. But, really, be nice or GTFO.