A “Here’s The Fucking Twist” Giveaway!

*NOW CLOSED*

Attention booknerds! If you’re not following me over on my #bookstagram account – @thefuckingtwist – then, first of all, how dare you?

Second of all, I don’t mean that. You do you do, booboo. I get that you don’t need me in your life on every social media platform. I mean, not even my husband does.

But, if you’re not following me on Insta, I don’t want you to miss out on the new giveaway I’ve set up to celebrate spring and my complete indifference to follower-count milestones!

If it makes you feel any better about following me, I don’t post all the fucking time like some of these other more organized and better managed accounts. So follow me for unpredictable posting, cursing and my signature mix of feminine meets goddamn murder and mayhem.

Okay, onto the giveaway!

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🔪Here’s what you get:

🌷Brand new copies of Beautiful Bad by Annie Ward, Her One Mistake by Heidi Perks and Pet Sematary by Stephen King

🌷Two candles that don’t smell like shit, I promise.

🌷Three pretty ass bookmarks

🌷Candies and treats that I’ll stuff your box with (that’s what she said.)

🔪How to enter:

🌻 Follow @thefuckingtwist on instagram & like my giveaway post. Don’t follow to unfollow or I’ll tell your parents. And I promise they’ll be disappointed in your wafflin’ ass.

🌻 Comment on my giveaway post with your favourite thing about spring. Your answer must include a curse word. Ie., “I fucking love flowers!” Or “No more goddamn snow!” You get it. I don’t need to explain this to you like you’re five.

🌻 For an extra entry: share my post in your stories. You must include the hashtag #fuckingspringtime. Don’t forget to tag me or I won’t see it! That defeats the purpose, obvs.

🔪The Rules:

🌸”Sorry,” said the Canadian, but you need to have a shipping address in the US or Canada. This giveaway is not international beyond that.

🌸 Must be a public account. No private accounts or giveaway accounts will be counted for entries.

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And that’s it! Easy-peasy.

The giveaway closes at 11pm EST on May 10th and I’ll announce the winner on May 13th!

Stay safe. Be Kind. But, take no shit.

Later, Booknerds ✌️🔪