🔪Note: I am not currently accepting new review requests. Please check back in 2026, if we’re not all dead by then.
Review Requests: If you are interested in having me read & review your book, please consider these fine-ass points first:
- My preferred genres are mystery, thriller & horror, and spicy romance. I’m not the right reviewer for other genres.
- If I DNF your book, I will not post my full thoughts unless I read past the 50% mark.
- I require 8+ weeks (sometimes more, depending on my whole vibe at the time) to get a review published.
- Your epub file must be Kindle or Kobo compatible. I also accept physical copies. My mailing address is available upon legit request, but remember, as a Canadian, I do live in Canada, which is not the 51st state of the U.S.. Thanks so much.
- The fine print: I might not ever get to your book, but I will do my best! Such is life. If you have other expectations of hobby book reviewers, then I am not the right fit for you. And if you’re shitty to me, I will post our correspondence to all my book socials.
Reviews will be published on Goodreads, my blog and Instagram.
I will respond to your email (or I won’t) as soon as I can.
Readers: Want to chat privately or send me pictures of your pets? I love pets! Let’s talk! Just don’t bother contacting me if you’re a fucking turd. Shit emails will not be responded to.
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