“Well, the woman has a remarkable command of profanity.”

-Castiel, Supernatural

A Mrs. Doubtfire Hello! to you. I’m Krystin. Millennial, “writer,” wife, homebody and stoney-baloney story-loving witch. If it involves horror movies, iced coffee, bookstores, pasta or weed, count me in.

Around here, you will find chaotic book “reviews” without any bullshit for everything dark, twisty and murdery that I feel like writing a review for. I’ve also gotten into spicy romance lately, because that’s just what 2025 has driven me to, so expect to see that, as well. I do the best editing of my reviews weeks after posting them, and I have no problem handing out 1 & 2-star ratings like they’re Halloween candy.

Don’t @ me about it. All of this is subjective, so save the drama for your mama.

My life is basically my husband, my dog, witchcraft, everything spooky and scary, thriving in hoodies and leggings, doing introverted night owl shit, endlessly rewatching Friends, Bob’s Burgers, What We Do in the Shadows and Criminal Minds, astrology, tarot, being in my garden, and buying books like I’m immortal.

Let’s be book friends!